FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
What is your name?
How old are you?
How’s your morning?
Do you know who I am?
Are you going to eat that?
What do you have to say for yourself?
Spare some change?
Do you know how fast you were going?
Are you a girl or a boy?
What is your biggest weakness?
Why can’t I substitute hash browns for bacon on the side?
Don’t you know who I think I am?
Is it the blue wire, or the red wire?
How long until you’re ready to go?
Potatoes are cheaper than meat, so seriously, what is the deal with this asinine substitution policy?
And while we’re at it, why is it that most restaurants serve clam chowder as the soup of the day on Fridays because of the long-standing catholic tradition of fish-on-Friday, but then they also add bacon because they say it makes it taste better? Great logic! You know what, a little sex and violence makes my not sinning a little more fun too! What do you think about that, smart guy?
What?
How long is the wait?
Was that you?
Did I ever tell you about the time I almost died?
Where do we go from here?
When will it end?
How soon is now?
Who the hell are you?
Can you be killed by fire?
Are you a Mime?
Why not?